Everyone who knows me knows I do not have kids.. They also have probably heard me giving my list of reasons why NOT to have them.. I think we are currently up to reason #374.

I DO however have my "tootsie". Her name is Maggie Sue Pieprzyca and she is my buddy.. This past week it got very cold and I decided that I was going to get her a dog sweater to wear outside to keep her furry little self warm.

So I packed up my stuff and went to the local "gettin' place" (Walmart) looking for a doggie sweater. Then I looked at the selection and came up with this:

1. She's not wearing pink.
2. She's not a Chi-weenie or a Shnitzer-doodle and wears a size large. (she's big boned!!)
3. They wanted $18.65 for the only large in stock and it had a faux fur collar.
4. This was a stupid idea!
5. She's going to rip it off her body under 6 minutes flat.
6. Why buy a "dog" sweater when I can buy a tee-shirt?
7. Tee-shirts will be too cold.
8. A sweater!!!
9. This IS the best idea I think I've probably ever had.

She's BEGGING the man-friend to take it off...

Yes.... She's barking at me..

We were pretty beyond barking... She bit me right after...

She went bannana's when it came off and tossed it all over the place..

I think she hates me..

She's telling me how much she wishes that shirt was me..